March 2012
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I dont know why this is so funny →
87daysbefore:
I hope rick santorum finds the perfect YSL lipstick and goes to sephora to find out that it’s sold out.
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
you know what i used to have for breakfast? COCAINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO HAVE FOR LUNCH? COCAINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO HAVE FOR DINNER? what was it? was it cocaine?
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
this is seriously me all the time any of my friends would tell you
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
i think i found my prom dress
February 2012
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
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You know what's weird about this fandom?
youarethemockingjaykatniss:
thehellishdimensions:
Everyone goes ballistic about Edward and Bella because he is like 110 or something.
But Magnus is 400+ years old and no one objects to him being with Alec, who is 18. And let’s be honest, no one was really that bothered about the incest issue either.
IF CITY OF BONES BECOMES FAMOUS WE ARE GOING TO BE CRUCIFIED BY THE MEDIA.
we’re...
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
